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The act of masturbating after an incomplete sexual satisfaction session. In other words, masturbating after your lady stops pleasuring you right in the middle of the act.
Man 1: Dude my girlfriend just stopped blowing me halfway through!
Man 2: Whoa man what are you gonna do?
Man 1: Man, I'm gonna go Rib the Baby all over her pillowcase.
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When your defecation conceals itself in the drain of the toilet prior to being flushed.
Man 1: AHHHHHHH!
Man 2: What is it friendo?
Man 1: I just took the biggest dump but it's nowhere to be found!
Man 2: Dude...I think you've been the victim of a Phantom Dump.
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The act of aiming your air conditioning down the leg of your shorts during the summer when your balls are sweaty, causing euphoria.
Man 1: That was such a fun basketball game, but my balls are like the Everglades.
Man 2: Dude let's go get in my car and A.C. the giblets until it's like the polar icecaps down there.
The act of aiming your air conditioning down the leg of your shorts during the summer when your balls are sweaty, causing euphoria.
Man 1: That was such a fun basketball game, but my balls are like the Everglades.
Man 2: Dude let's go get in my car and A.C. the giblets until it's like the polar icecaps down there.
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The act of hooking up with many guys in a very short amount of time.
Man 1: Dude... Lucy has blown eight guys tonight.
Man 2: Wow. She really knows how to rangle the dangle!
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