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Two Nuts Driving A Hot Rod Should Always Wear A Helmet

use prophylactic protection prior to inserting the pork sword into the pudendum; when you descend down her blouse, suit up the trouser mouse; practice safe sex, said of a male.

In today's age of rampant sexual promiscuity, it's probably quite prudent to slap on a skin or two...two nuts driving a hot rod should always wear a helmet.

by Weave March 25, 2003

10πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


MOMO (ALSO MO-MO)

a moron or idiot; a goof, tool, ass clown; botard; asstard

The guy is such a momo that Id like to beat him like left-handed, red-headed stepchild.

by Weave March 28, 2003

243πŸ‘ 74πŸ‘Ž


SHIT BLASTER

the ass

Wow! That chick has the nicest shit blaster I've seen in a while.

by Weave March 28, 2003

52πŸ‘ 26πŸ‘Ž


COWHEAD

an individual whose colossal cranial circumference is beyond the norm and, therefore, "off the charts," a melon head, an elephant head.

Look at that mother-fuckin' cowhead; his noggin is the size of St. Patrick's Cathedral!

by Weave October 8, 2003

20πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


multitasker

a person who completes a multitude of tasks, or does many jobs; a factotum

My wife was the quintessential multitasker; she worked at the local sperm bank as a taste tester, worked street corners at night to supplement the family income, and polished my pork sword every night without protest!

by Weave July 11, 2003

89πŸ‘ 84πŸ‘Ž


beaucoup (also spelled boocoo)

very much of or very many; a large number or amount; plenty; a lot of.
OR excellent, first-rate. Very much, very.

We've been spending beaucoup bucks on this damn project! Beaucoup opportunities. A beaucoup of time.
It's beaucoup hot out here.
We had beaucoup sex last nite!
He had beaucoups of money, or you'll be beaucoup sorry when I'm gone.
She's a beaucoup looker, all right.

by Weave March 21, 2003

35πŸ‘ 14πŸ‘Ž


NISUS

the strenuous physical exertion, usually accompanied by some degree of grunting, while sitting on the hopper, and forcing out a stanky, steamy loaf.

This morning upon awakening, I ever-so-gingerly lowered my rompers, sat on the throne, and experienced some vein-popping nisus -- thought my fuckin' eyes were gonna pop out of my sockets!

by Weave September 18, 2003

8πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž