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Duhference

An assumption that should have been made obviously.. Duh!

Talk about a duhference, that girl asked me if I knew who would win a fight between an octopus or a sponge! Wow what a tard!

by Webaphobified March 10, 2018


Filthtered

The act of using an excessive amount of photo filtering on a perfectly good picture. Predominantly done on cheaper model smartphones, this "art" will include splotches, abundant pixel defections, and no likes;and who wants that?

That picture of an Abbey was completely ruined when that preist filthtered it up! Seriously! Amaro and purple go together like gravy and bologna!

by Webaphobified June 25, 2018


Fecallanikenemia

Modern fear of walking in a parks grass. People with this mental disorder will experience constant obsession of checking the soles of their shoes for fecal matter. This leads to neck injuries, vertigo displacement, and multiple thorn exposure, due to the wanting disregard for other conditions. Pills can treat the disorder, though no cure has been developed.

So you say you're buying two Air Force One Nike shoes a week? As a social psychologist, I say this is a textbook case of Fecallanikenemia, a fear of walking in parks areas where feces can damage your shoes. It's okay, I will be giving you referrals to a therapist, social worker, and a animal shelter that specializes in Pet Rock service animals. We care about your disorder, and thank you for your insurance, I mean time..

by Webaphobified May 23, 2018


Sociopetty

Adjective;. Describes a person who will not give one penny to someone in need. Not that they don't have the means to, they're just petty towards society in general.

That guy has been tossing bread to pigeons since dawn! He must be a sociopetty jerk, cause I asked him for some change and he told me to bug off!

by Webaphobified March 13, 2018


Waukghanistan

Waukegan,Illinois, according to urban residents who believe that it is as crime-ridden as Chicago, or Chi-Raq

Hey Jo, Don't let them tell you Waukghanistan is on shit! I just came outta there with less wounds than I had before I went there!

by Webaphobified March 10, 2018


Waukghanistan

Waukegan,Illinois. Slang street term made by the urban members of the city, based off it's high crime rate. The term came after Spike Lee directed the film "Chi-Raq"

"Hey,Jo! I just put that GD enforcer in a glacier over in Chi-Raq. His boy in Wauk-Town, I'ma smoke him next, on Stone" "Yo,man,fall back homey, they call it Waukghanistan now, and you don't want no smoke!"

by Webaphobified March 9, 2018


Fareroach

A peddler who will approach and ask for money for a bus card. Though the peddler no plans of catching the bus, the pathetic persuasion will convince you that they are stranded.

That girl has to be a fareroach, she has been begging for change all day and I saw her hop out of a tent earlier WTF!

by Webaphobified March 13, 2018