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Fecallanikenemia

Modern fear of walking in a parks grass. People with this mental disorder will experience constant obsession of checking the soles of their shoes for fecal matter. This leads to neck injuries, vertigo displacement, and multiple thorn exposure, due to the wanting disregard for other conditions. Pills can treat the disorder, though no cure has been developed.

So you say you're buying two Air Force One Nike shoes a week? As a social psychologist, I say this is a textbook case of Fecallanikenemia, a fear of walking in parks areas where feces can damage your shoes. It's okay, I will be giving you referrals to a therapist, social worker, and a animal shelter that specializes in Pet Rock service animals. We care about your disorder, and thank you for your insurance, I mean time..

by Webaphobified May 23, 2018


Waukghanistan

Waukegan,Illinois. Slang street term made by the urban members of the city, based off it's high crime rate. The term came after Spike Lee directed the film "Chi-Raq"

"Hey,Jo! I just put that GD enforcer in a glacier over in Chi-Raq. His boy in Wauk-Town, I'ma smoke him next, on Stone" "Yo,man,fall back homey, they call it Waukghanistan now, and you don't want no smoke!"

by Webaphobified March 9, 2018


Waukghanistan

Waukegan,Illinois, according to urban residents who believe that it is as crime-ridden as Chicago, or Chi-Raq

Hey Jo, Don't let them tell you Waukghanistan is on shit! I just came outta there with less wounds than I had before I went there!

by Webaphobified March 10, 2018


Sociopetty

Adjective;. Describes a person who will not give one penny to someone in need. Not that they don't have the means to, they're just petty towards society in general.

That guy has been tossing bread to pigeons since dawn! He must be a sociopetty jerk, cause I asked him for some change and he told me to bug off!

by Webaphobified March 13, 2018


Filthtered

The act of using an excessive amount of photo filtering on a perfectly good picture. Predominantly done on cheaper model smartphones, this "art" will include splotches, abundant pixel defections, and no likes;and who wants that?

That picture of an Abbey was completely ruined when that preist filthtered it up! Seriously! Amaro and purple go together like gravy and bologna!

by Webaphobified June 25, 2018


Duhference

An assumption that should have been made obviously.. Duh!

Talk about a duhference, that girl asked me if I knew who would win a fight between an octopus or a sponge! Wow what a tard!

by Webaphobified March 10, 2018


Trap-Dissin'

A form of Trolling the internet. The troll will intend to cause an uproar in the post by saying outlandish comments, despite if the troll actually believes them. This "traps" other users to try and attack back, though the troll will commonly only laugh; for it's attention-seeking behavior

What's that guy's problem? He posted on my comment that he wants my kids to get their bicycle seats sniffed! No, I don't think he's Trap-dissin', because his picture has a kid hopping into a white van with an ice cream logo on it. He's, like, TOTALLY serious!

by Webaphobified June 1, 2018