Jackson Potluck

n. a non-traditional painting comprised of feces collected from around the neighborhood or church group (especially that of Karen and Becky) that is then smeared, strewn, and splattered upon a canvas as if they were the different colors in a Jackson Pollock painting.

Those cunty bitches are so plastic, they’d spend money on a Jackson Potluck if their queen bee said to.

hurly swirly

n. the sex act of awarding intercourse from behind to a partner who is actively vomiting into a toilet

My bitch promised anal on Valentine’s Day but got so drunk I had to give it to her in a hurly swirly.