Keystone Lighting

Similar to how every cloud has a silver lining, every picture of drunks has a can of Keystone light in it.

Tammy: My picture doesn't have Keystone Lighting in it because it's just of my face.

Mark: Yeah but you can see a reflection of a can in your pupils, and your face says it all.

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TNT F-Bomb

When it sounds as if someone is going to drop the F-Bomb but instead replaces it with another less offensive word, similar to how channels like TNT edit dialogue.

Tena: Furget You!
John: Whoa, just hit me with a TNT F-Bomb, wish you could blur out your face too.

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