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Bunsen Burner

The burning sensation left behind after a man has sex with a fork so intensely and fast it leaves her vagina radiating heat.

Joe: So how was it?
Tim: You'd have to ask her, all I know is I left her with a Bunsen Burner. When I was through her vagina was so hot I could've warmed my hands like a campfire.

by WebsterOfLies December 22, 2017