The D-Linemen

When a man(usually overweight) graduates from high school and then attempts to attend high school functions hoping to allure high school girls into his bedroom oftentimes using overly embellished promises of financial security they can provide them with their newfound maturity and exaggerated job title/salary

“Hey man lets go to the bar tonight and pick up chicks”

“Hell no tonight is Friday night football I’m bout to go run The D-Linemen”