beef wellington

put on some welly boots, and visit a famous Yorkshire landmark and poo in a Yorkshire pudding to warm up.

Wearing your wellington boots you take along run up and kick your girlfriend/matron/stepmother/wet nurse/midwife etc. very hard in the crotch- attempt a toe poke in colloquial soccer terms- resulting in your welly clad foot being suitably embedded in her lady cake.

Beef Wellington!

During his inauguration, Barack Obama landed a Beef Wellington in Michelle's oval office.

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Cauliflower Cheese

Ejaculating into a rugby player's ears

I tried to Cauliflower Cheese Jonah Lomu...It didn't end well for me

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