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Briar

She is always hungry for flesh and blood. But still not an obese like Tahm Kench. She actually has complex gameplay with super life stealing abilities but easily adoptable. Nearly all ranked games on platin-emerald league ban her. Her R is annoying as f but you can hear her voice before raping your tiny ass.

Briar:Look I am human!

Shaco: Turn behind (evil smile and laugh)
Briar: Yamete Kudasai Senpai!

by WeebLawStudent October 4, 2023


Epic moment of animes bruh!

I am the Bone of my Sword
Steel is my Body and Fire is my Blood.
I have created over a Thousand Blades,
Unknown to Death,
Nor known to Life.
Have withstood Pain to create many Weapons
Yet those Hands will never hold Anything.
So, as I Pray

UN LI MI TED

BLADE
WORKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

chuw chuw whuu whuu doom doom kada boom boom kada boom
enemy has slain

You can edit Archer's Chant into whatever you want!
I am the porn of my sword! BTW It literally sounds like that with Japanese accent.
Unlimited blade works(remember Russian accent)

Carl: Epic moment of animes bruh! Watch the ARCHER'S CHANT!!!
Sam: Shut up weeb i dont need to hear bullshits about your cartoon porn.

by WeebLawStudent October 4, 2023


DOTA 2

Hardcore and adult version of League of Legends.

LOL player who is max 13yo: I need my Yasuo HASAGI to get pentakill. I am a fucking legend and high elo player of EU West. So who is Yasuo on DOTA 2?
Experienced Dota player: Lock Invoker.
LOL player who is max 13 yo: Wuut?? what the hell is that?

while in game...
LOL player who is max 13yo: ohhh someone froze the screen am I DDOSed?

and i can't play that asshole Vladimir. How many skills does he have faggot? I need to log off fuck you all!
A few moments later...
Wait the game started again!!!!!!!!! I AM GOING TO EXPLODE NEXUS wait I LOST MY WHOLE MONEY I AM GOING TO PUNCH MY SCREEN CYKA BLYAT

by WeebLawStudent October 4, 2023


iCloud

The most secure place for your backups. Legends say even FBI can't reach your end to end encrypted informations. But if you disable backup section, within 180 days your all backup will be deleted. Also in each devices you are limited to make two backups, each new backup deletes the oldest one which makes no fucking sense. But your photos, notes and other stuffs on iCloud website is not deleted. Apple does good job but deficit. You can purchase more GB for more places on iCloud, it's cheap don't worry.

Apple user: I saved my nudes on iCloud, they are safe.

by WeebLawStudent October 4, 2023


League of Legends

Everyone says it's the reason of cancer. It's the virtual enviroment of bullies. The words are literally out of this world. Players are too talented to create new slurs to enrich our vocabulary. If you play at low elo from bronze-silver league, in short time you can be diagnosed with brain cancer.

Platine-emerald-diamond league is home of players who generally have only one achievement which is climbing up high elos in League of Legends on their life. And usually they dream of being in master league or even higher.
They also use scripts (these self claimed talented players) and they are cheap you can purchase one with 30-40 dollars lol. But there is a risk of being banned. But who cares? Just they purchase new 30 level account with less than 3 dollars and climb to diamond with script open.

They create new heros regularly and the heros are generally overpowered and they nerf it at following patch and after that nobody plays them. Months after people forget them lol.

Professionals from diamond 1, master or challenger league are simply egomaniacs. Some of them purchased or boosted their accounts from gold league most commonly platine and they feed the enemy team always and they generally instalock Garen, Master Yi and Yasuo sometimes Yone.

Other players are usually trying to use cool words but it does not work. Some of high elo players never chat with you in game only ping and some of them play like they are in armageddon war.

Natalie: I have started playing League of Legends with my boyfriend and our relationship is now over.
Patrick: LOL, it happens you are probably feed the enemy at bot lane.

by WeebLawStudent October 4, 2023


Steins Gate

If you ever heard Netflix Dark tv series, it's basically the same thing but without incest.

Whereas they are high quality shows with master degree level astophysics and natural science, philosophy infos.

Karen: Noah is my mother and father also son? What the fuck is that? How can someone be mother of herself? I memorized all family tree of Dark but still I can't figure out!
Daniel: Then watch Steins Gate.

by WeebLawStudent October 4, 2023


Ghost In the Shell Series

A classic cyborg themed science-fiction anime. Like wine when it ages up becomes more tasty and valuable. The well made character stories make it hotter and hotter. I should mention that the anime has intense soundtracks and musics made by the legendary composer Yoko Kanno and voiced by Origa who literally has an angelic voice. The philosophy of this anime is actually based on Arthur Koestler's The Ghost in the Machine.

Motoko Kusanagi: What if a cyber brain could possibly generate its own ghost, create a soul all by itself? And if it did, just what would be the importance of being human then?
Random anime enjoyer: Oh well, it's so deep. Time to watch whole Ghost In the Shell Series!

by WeebLawStudent October 4, 2023