A very annoying child who watches exclusively DBZ and most likely does cum shots on his funko-pop figures. When provoked a Reimer will slap like a bitch to defend himself.
I was just joking about him fucking his mom, why did he have to go and be such a Reimer.
An effeminate male, typically under 18, whose name is Simon.
Man, he's acting like such a soymon today.