Fuck you Perry

when you want to tell Perry aka Agent P to fuck off

Perry: yo wassup
me: fuck you perry

SkyTrain

Mass transit system of Metro Vancouver. It is cool as fuck because all 3 lines are fully automated. Place for dirty Tim Hortons cups to be thrown.

Visitor: Hey y’all, how do I ride the subway?

Vancouverite: SkyTrain. It’s called SkyTrain.

Sapperton Station

Sapperton, just like Braid Station, is a SkyTrain station in Metro Vancouver. Also like Braid, it does not actually exist. There are no bus routes that terminate at Sapperton, which is further proof that it’s fake news. There are legends that the headquarters of the legendary Translink being located there, but no real proof has been found. Also, people say a pedestrian footbridge being the only way to access the station, rendering pedestrians on the road below the station unable to access it. Of course, there is no way that would be possible. Sorry, but Sapperton doesn’t exist. The Sappers were not here.

Announcement: This is an Expo Line train to: Production Way-University

Passenger 1: Does this train go to Sapperton Station?

Passenger 2: Sapperton does not exist.

Passenger 1: Oh.

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Gateway Station

This SkyTrain station is sad and lonely. No one ever uses it. The only entrance to the station is on the north side of 108th Avenue, but there is an emergency exit on the south side, which for some reason has its gate unlocked all the time. Gateway to Hell.

What makes this station even more sad is that the surrounding area is like Yaletown but quiet and sad.

Have you heard of Gateway station? Me neither.

King George Station

King George is the terminus station of one of the branches of the Expo Line of SkyTrain. Located in beautiful Surrey, BC. Used to have a smoke shop inside. Shame that it was closed, because they would’ve been making billions with legal weed.

King George is the station that everyone from Newton, Fleetwood, Clayton, and Langley City use to get onto SkyTrain. That’s literally the purpose of the station. Nothing else.

Announcement: This is an Expo Line train to: King George

Passenger 1: Does this train go to King George station?

Passenger 2: They just fucking announced it, dipshit.

ELMTOT

Stands for Expo Line Memes for TransLink Oriented Teens. It’s a Facebook group for over 1300 kids with no life to share memes of Vancouver. It is a spin-off of NUMTOT. ELMTOT is also used as a noun for someone who is a member of the group.

Person 1: Hey dawg, are you a NUMTOT?

person 2: Fuck that, I’m an ELMTOT

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Imprichment

Something that will not get Donald Trump out of office

Hatriot: Imprichment will not get Trump out of office!
David Pakman: I agree

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