journey pivot

penis

Wow. You sound really angry. Do you need sex? It'll help you relax. 'cause I am willing to whip out my journey pivot right now and give you what you need. That's how much I care.

CEO mullet

An ensemble of sneakers, jeans, a T-shirt, and a sport coat. Popular look for West Coast startup founders who need to look more businessy than the average startup employee but don't want look like they put in any unnecessary effort.

Name is derived from the hairstyle known as the mullet, which is "business in the front, party in the back." The CEO mullet is "business on top, party on the bottom."

- How's the new job?
- Oh, it's super chill. My boss is so laid back, she rocks a CEO mullet every day, and she's the best dressed in the office, so you know nobody is gonna bat an eye if I show in a stained T-shirt and cargos.

tweren't

In the American South, a folksy way of saying "it wasn't." Typically used to downplay something, such as humbly regarding one's own contributions.

- Hey, thanks so much for helping us out today! I don't know what we would have done without you.
- Psh, tweren't nothin'. Y'all have a good night now.