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Dick-hole Pickle Jerk

The act of two guys having sex, and the position they're in is that the top one is fucking the bottom, while the top jerks them off. Unlike similar situations, where the bottom does some of the work to make them cum...the top does all the work in order to make both of them cum.

A typical practice of this is when the top not only continously jerks off the bottom, but cum deep in their ass as much as possible. Usually trying to sync up both for peak pleasure.

1: Hey honey, how do you wanna fuck tonight?
2: How about we do a dick-hole pickle jerk?
1: That sounds so hot...so who's the bottom?
2: You already know the answer...( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

by WeegeeCool January 28, 2023


The Real Cost Vaping Ad

If you vape you could be inhaling toxic metals into your lungs. To show how scary that is we made a metal monster! (Wilhelm Scream) But nothing is as scary as the facts. Vaping can deliver toxic metals like nickel and lead into your lungs. That’s metal, in your lungs!

Person 1: What's the worst YouTube ad?
Person 2: The Real Cost Vaping Ad

by WeegeeCool May 31, 2021


Recreational Virgin

Someone who is a virgin in their free time.

I could play through a game, no problem, no help required...
But I'm more of a recreational virgin.

by WeegeeCool November 25, 2021


Cape Cod Technical High School

A high school in Cape Cod, MA (not to be confused with Upper Cape Tech) where students learn in technical studies alongside their academic studies. The place recently had a facelift after the new building was constructed in 2020.

Typically abbreviated to CCT or CCTHS, alternatively shortened as Cape Cod Tech or just Cape Tech.

1: Hey, where are you graduating from?

2: Cape Cod Technical High School, I'll be going into the industry instead of collage.
1: Sweet, I hope ya make a bit of cash on the job.

by WeegeeCool April 15, 2023


Freak Show Collectable

A collectable that should hold no value due to looking very bad. However, due to either a popularity with collectors/fans, limited production, and/or the sheer novelty of it, it becomes very sought after. With prices being fairly high given how crappy the collectable is.

Person 1: Hey, do you still have that fast food toy that looks defective?
Person 2: Yeah, but it's become a freak show collectable now. I might sell it for $400 or more online.

by WeegeeCool January 10, 2023


Brendon

Some shmuck who obsesses over "The Office".

Brendon: Have you seen "The Office"?
Guy: Shut the fuck up Brendon!

by WeegeeCool December 9, 2021


Vore

Short for "Vorarephilia"

A fetish one has that includes the consumption of things that shouldnt be consumed. Which is typically living beings, but can also include objects. Where much like how regular sex has tops and bottoms, vore enthusiasts categorize themselves as predator and prey to distinguish between submissive indeviduals and dominant ones.

Not to be confused with cannibalism, as cannibalism is a subdevision, but not the main focus of vore. Dispite this, however, a recent survey done on Eka's Portal has shown that around 70% of vorarephiliacs prefer cannibalistic vore compared to the 30% who like vore for the aesthetics and/or hypothetical sensation.

I think vore is discusting, but I won't disrespect a vorarephiliac if they can see it as purely fictional fetish.

by WeegeeCool April 15, 2023