Vocaloid OLIVER

My childhood crush \(^o^)/
He's an English Vocaloid (I'm English too, yay) who is twelve years old, and has a number of messed up songs. He has platinum hair, which is sorta long, an old-fashioned navy coat, a white cap, a bandage over one eye, one of his legs and probably his arm, IDK.

Overall, he's a great Vocaloid :)
And he has a bird! How cool is that?!
(Not that cool, but OK.)

Fangirl: Hey, it's an English Len!
Other Person: *sigh...*
Fangirl: What?
Other Person: Vocaloid OLIVER is not an English Len.
Fangirl: Who's Vocaloid OLIVER? There's only eight Vocaloids! Miku, Rin, Len, Kaito, Luka, Meiko, Gakupo and Gumi!
Other Person: *facepalm* THOSE ARE MADE BY CRYPTON. AND INTERNET CO.LTD!
Fangirl: What's Crypton and Internet thingy?
Other Person: Kill me.

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Muslim

A person from the religion "Islam". They're regular human beings, but others somewhat look down on them for some shit reason. Bombing? Well, it's not like it's only Muslims that are terrorists, so I feel confused.

James: Muslims are terrorists.
Tom: STFU YOU DUMB BAG OF CRAP

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Hello

The only polite word on this website.

Barry: Hello I'm Barry.
Bob: Hello I'm Bob.
???: Hello I'm Hitler.
Barry and Bob: SAVE THE HEDGEHOGS