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tap the keg

to fuck a fat bitch. most often occurs after a night of heavy drinking when either the beer has impared your judgment or desperation to get your dick wet has set in.

that bitch is so fat she looks like a keg with legs, why don't you go tap the keg

by Weigel June 28, 2005

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The Houdini

when you're fucking a girl from behind, you pull out and spit on her making her think you blew your load on her back. when she turns around you blast it in her face and say "how do you like that magic trick bitch!"

If I come into work tomorrow with a black eye it's cause I gave Rockelle the houdini

by Weigel June 29, 2005

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Electric Lemonade

An alcoholic concoction of beer, vodka, and lemmonade concentrate. In a large cooler combine a 30 pack of beer (Miller HighLife works well as it has no taste), a one liter bottle of vodka (don't go too cheep, I recomend Smirnoff or Iceburg), and 5 cans of lemmonade concentrate (under no circumstances should u use any other brand other than minute maid brand or your batch will taste like absolute shit). dump all this shit into a large cooler, stir it up, dump in a couple bags of ice and enjoy.

Electric Lemonde is one of those drinks you can give to someone who is dead set against alcohol and they will never know they have an alcoholic drink in their hand and it will absolutly fuck u up.

by Weigel July 27, 2005

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