Ass Tissues

Toilet paper being used as tissues.

"Do you have any tissues?"
"No, but we have toilet paper"
"Ok, you mean ass tissues?"
"Yeah"

Tbch

Stands for: To Be Completely Honest.

Tbch, I really don't care.

SpiderMonkey Extreme Air Sports

The worlds greatest indoor trampoline park!!!
Spidermonkey has over 43,000 square feet of pure adrenaline😉🕷🙉!!
Located in Aurora, Colorado.
YOU GO ONCE, AND YOUR ADDICTED TO THE THRILL.

WE SHOULD MOVE TO COLORADO SO WE CAN GO TO SPIDERMONKEY EXTREME AIR SPORTS EVERY DAY!!

TIaTB

A text abbreviation for: Today I ate Taco Bell.

TIaTB. Lord save me I've been shitting for 2 hours.

Soul Snapped

The same as being dead inside or heartbroken.

I have been so soul snapped lately.