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When youâre going number 2 and you canât stop pooping.
Man, I just splurge turded so much in that bathroom, it wouldnât stop!
When you put your hair in a ponytail so tight that it gives you a headache.
I need to loosen my hair tie because I have a major ponyache.
When itâs so cold out that your nipples get hard and they look like pyramids.
Itâs so cold out here that I have pyramid nips!