Squinky

Squinky: a huggable loveable individual who really means the world to you; someone you cherish your time with (platonic)

Daniel is not only A squinky, he’s MY squinky

Rowling

Rowling: someone you genuinely don't want to mention because you're so disappointed to even say their name (unspeakable disappointment)

A: Did you hear what that rowling did?
B: No, I didn’t. What was it?
A: It’s unspeakable what that TRANSPHOBE did…

Spire

Spire: a leech that drains your money/energy

You're such a spire in my side

Mailbox

Mailbox: a person who says nothing of note ie. Spam

You are such a mailbox! Why can’t you say something useful?

Morgana

Morgana: (%^&" ("%"^*$(""&

YouTube is such a morgana for demonetizing swears!