The noise made by one's bottom after eating rich food.
"After eating Chris's cooking, my arse was quailing all night"
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The fear of soft pork scratchings. From the Latin words "porcus", "prurire" and "mollius".
Patrick has severe porcoprurimolliphobia. He wanted me to tape the bag shut in case the scratchings crawled out during the night
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