Meep

Onomatopoeia, one of surprise, akin to a gasp.

I poked Tom in the stomach, and he meeped.

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spoon

1. Metal, curved silverware, commonly used for eating cereal.

2. A substitute for an interjection like "Ohh yeah!" or "Woo hoo!"

1. Jimmy, get that spoon out of your anus!

2. I just passed my urine test, SPOON!

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mayonnaise

Slang for semen, but when still used in the same manor as a condiment.

I like my ham sandwiches with plenty of mayonnaise!

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assmaster

An extremely flaming homosexual person.

Matt is an assmaster, he likes the cock too much.

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Rhinoculous

A descriptive word for something that is both very cool and very, VERY huge.

My 800lb girlfriend is Rhinoculous!

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Weiner

Hot dog.

That man has a small weiner in his mouth.

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smurf

Can take the place of any number of verbs.

I smurfed the smurfing smurf in her smurf hole!

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