Meep

Onomatopoeia, one of surprise, akin to a gasp.

I poked Tom in the stomach, and he meeped.

Weiner

Hot dog.

That man has a small weiner in his mouth.

mayonnaise

Slang for semen, but when still used in the same manor as a condiment.

I like my ham sandwiches with plenty of mayonnaise!

spoon

1. Metal, curved silverware, commonly used for eating cereal.

2. A substitute for an interjection like "Ohh yeah!" or "Woo hoo!"

1. Jimmy, get that spoon out of your anus!

2. I just passed my urine test, SPOON!

Rhinoculous

A descriptive word for something that is both very cool and very, VERY huge.

My 800lb girlfriend is Rhinoculous!

assmaster

An extremely flaming homosexual person.

Matt is an assmaster, he likes the cock too much.

smurf

Can take the place of any number of verbs.

I smurfed the smurfing smurf in her smurf hole!