Sexretary: noun. A Sexretary is someone you hire to book all or some of your Dick Appointments for you. Anyone who frequently âhooks up withâ or has casual sex with men/dick-havers that has a hard time keeping up with all of their meet-ups/hook-ups(or âdick appointmentsâ), may want to hire a Sexretary to schedule and handle all of your dick appointments. Secretaries are not exclusive to those who schedule dick appointments, they can be hired for anyone who may or may not need help with scheduling their dates for them.
âMelissa, it seems like youâre always talking to different guys and hooking up with someone new every week! Props to you girl, I donât know how you do it!â
âI know, I canât even keep up sometimes! Itâs almost like I need a secretary to handle all of my dick appointments.â
âYou mean a Sexretary?â