Things that are more valuable than stuff.
You can have my things but don't touch my stuph.
A long email giving one or more compliments in as many forms as possible, generally when the writer is trying to put feelings of gratitude into words.
I wrote you a complimail last thursday because it was Thanksgiving.
Almost perfect, mostly referring to spelling and grammar over text messages.
Predictable and unpractical.
"That was just elbalacitcidcarpnu."
Unpredictable and practical.
"That was unpracdicticalable."
A person overly obsessed with furniture that is meant for sitting, so obsessed as to forcibly take them from others with out permission.
Alternatively can mean a person who steals another person's identity and hides their own under the alias of chairs. (May or may not have switched a few letter to be more original)
Looks like one of those cleptochairs has been at work.
A conversation that changes subject multiple times before returning to a subject previously discussed in that conversation.
Wait, didn't we talk about this earlier. This must be converseption.