Almost perfect, mostly referring to spelling and grammar over text messages.
Predictable and unpractical.
"That was just elbalacitcidcarpnu."
A long email giving one or more compliments in as many forms as possible, generally when the writer is trying to put feelings of gratitude into words.
I wrote you a complimail last thursday because it was Thanksgiving.
Things that are more valuable than stuff.
You can have my things but don't touch my stuph.
A person overly obsessed with furniture that is meant for sitting, so obsessed as to forcibly take them from others with out permission.
Alternatively can mean a person who steals another person's identity and hides their own under the alias of chairs. (May or may not have switched a few letter to be more original)
Looks like one of those cleptochairs has been at work.
Unpredictable and practical.
"That was unpracdicticalable."
A conversation that changes subject multiple times before returning to a subject previously discussed in that conversation.
Wait, didn't we talk about this earlier. This must be converseption.