Googstall

verb
gerund or present participle : googstalling

To stall a friend that has asked a question you want him/her to believe you already knew, with a random question or sometimes off topic spiel, so you are able to Google the answer and seem 'in the know'
Difficult to pull off face to face but more suited to phone conversations so as not to alert suspicion(NOTE : Laptop and Desktop PC typing can usually be heard)

The result of the correct answer is then known as a goog-lie (goog-lieing)

Phone conversation

Elton : Hey I watched a great documentary on Lesotho last night, so you know where that is?

Simon : Yes but (the but is where Simon can now googstall and find out the answer) before I forget I'm sure I seen your sister in Tesco last night. (Gather as much info as possible on Google while Elton answers the stall)

Elton : Um, I'm not sure, she may have been there, you'd have to as...

Simon : Sorry to have changed the subject earlier, I think you were asking about Lesotho. Ah yes a lovely, enclaved, landlocked country in Southern Africa, capital is Maseru. What about it?

Elton : Yes that's it, amazing what happened there in 1884...

Simon : I think you mother was with your sister too last night (heard tapping away on keyboard).

Trumplomacy

trum-ploh-muh-see

noun
the profession, activity, or skill of being unable or useless at managing international relations.

the art of dealing with people in an insensitive and tactless way.

For the first time in his life Donald was now obliged to have recourse to Trumplomacy; and his pen proved almost as formidable as his wig .

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cunch of bunts

A number of idiots. Usually 3 or more

"Look at them cunch of bunts wearing Justin Bieber t-shirts..."

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Cuntflapaphobia

noun \kunt fləh pəh fōē bē əh\

: pathological or irrational fear of cunts and/or cuntflaps. Typically a vagina decliner...

- cunt·flapa·phobe (noun)
- cunt·flapa·phobic (adjective or noun)

First Known Use of CUNTFLAPAPHOBIA
2014

Cockhungry Simon does not like women because he suffers from cuntflapaphobia.

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Procrasturbate

/prə(ʊ)ˈkrasturbert/
verb
past tense : procrasturbated; past participle : procrasturbated

delay or postpone action and masturbate instead; put off doing something and have a wank.

Roger wanted to mow the lawn this afternoon but procrasturbated a couple of times and now has a sore wrist. Hand to gland combat ruins lives...

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