Iris and Ian are filthy people. I was walking with them down the High Street last week, and suddenly Ian got his balls out and Iris starting streetbagging him.
Iris said: 'I just love streetbagging.'
'Me too' said Ian.
It's how girls wish their guy friends a happy new year.
Happy Vag year, said Marj to Ian at midnight on the 31st December then proceeded to expose her vagina to him.
Stands for Positively Orgasmic
Oh, Marj, that was a really good session.
Oh yes Ian, it was PO.