ass dander

n. dead and otherwise useless skin, hair, feces, drippings, and/or other human tissue that is routinely sluffed from one's ass.

"The crumb tray on that chair is carrying a full load of ass dander."

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bag deep

adj. Having attained full penetration during intercourse;

"Sorry pal, can't talk, I'm bag deep in my old lady right now."

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vagiant

n. A vagina that is legendary in both girth and depth, usually covered with a monstrous amount of pubes.

"I was doin' this gal last night and she didn't even notice. I think I have discovered a vagiant."

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bag buffer

n. a goatee, soul-patch, or any form of chin hair, or Amish beard, that, when applied to a scrotum, produces a fine mirror-like finish.

"Sweet bag buffer John!" "Thanks, I just had it clipped."

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