Slow or limited in intellectual or emotional development or academic progress in regards to a project's scope or reach
They want us to do what!?! That client is scopetarded!
A once prestigious award, given to the nation's best football player now reserved for the most acne-covered, homosexual athlete in college football.
Johnny football finished with Drake and rose to accept the award but soon realized his mere acceptance of the heismanziel trophy made it worthless.