random dude: woah!!! im looking up all the years!! but there is no 2044. You know what that means.
Yeah, I got very bored. Also I stole the time machine from the 2054 guy.
The world suddenly collapsed but reformed into "Earth 2.0"
Don't ask.
random guy: Damn, people actually READ these?
random guy: Anyways, to get this submitted, uhh.. 2058.
2091.
Why are we still here? I took all the time machines, even the really big one made by the other guy. The taco gods seem to be entertained, if they're... still alive. Hey, if you're still racking up the years, just remember me. It may not seem like it, but I have the key to end this loop... If I don't make it out, then.. still try. 3010, remember. I don't know if future time travelers are still climbing- Oh god- I gotta end it here. Just. Don't forget.
Author: ...Remember 2091?
guy: Oh god, we gotta get to 3010.