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Bonfire

A party, usually held outside, with lots of alcoholic beverages. There may be fire at this party, and fire and drunks don't usually mix, so it's sure to be entertaining.

Side effects of bonfires inlude, but are not limited to:
hangovers
unplanned pregnancies
social acceptance
earning a "whore" reputation

Forrest: I'm having a bonfire tonight!

Ross: Sweet! Are you providing the beer, or is it a bring your own?

Forrest: Both! The more alcohol the better! I hope we get hammered!

Ross: Won't your parents find out?

Forrest: Nah, We'll just hide the evidence in the woods.

Ross: Okay! I'll spread the word!

Aaron: I hope that whore Caitlyn shows up. I can't wait to get in her pants!

Scotty: I'll bring the plastic cups!

by Wes123456789 December 31, 2011

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