Peta

The coolest, cutest, nicest girl ever.
She has the best personality, also very quick witted and very smart.
She is bubbly, and beautiful and has the most amazingly dark eyes, I could lose my soul in them.
She has a billion allergies, but that is just one of her many charms.
SHE HAS THE CUTEST DIMPLES! (and puffy cheeks)
She has a bad habit of attracting all the weird guys, and stalkers love her.

Guy 1: I can't help but look into those eyes! *stares*
Guy 2: Peta strikes again! *poker face*

Guy 3: Wow! Look at those dimples! *heart melts*
Guy 4: That was definitely a Peta. *snaps fingers*

Stalker: OMG. There goes Peta!
Michael: Fuck off Mush! You have to start off friends first!
Stalker: WE ARE FRIENDS! I FOLLOWED HER DOWN THE STREET AND EVERYTHING!
Michael: *facepalm*
Stalker: I bought her a necklace for her birthday...
Michael: You just don't understand do you? -_-

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