Zaching

Zaching is a term which describes when an individual, typically a man, lacks a normal fight or flight response and instead freezes when confronted with potentially stressful situations.

This genetic mutation (Zach gene) was particularly dangerous during the times of early humans as it made the individual susceptible to predators. The extreme aversion to confrontation is what helped the Zachs survive an early death, before they could reproduce at age 45.

The Zach gene may also be triggered when approached by pretty ladies (or dudes).

Aggressive man in the club: Fuck you man, did you spike my girl's drink? I'll kick your ass

Zach: 🧍🧍🧍

A.Man: *begins his assault*

Zach: chill,chill, *n word*

Spectators: he's Zaching, won't even defend himself