Dane

A Dane is someone that nobody likes. Danes are ugly, annoying, dumb, and short. All Danes have small brains and even smaller penises. Not to mention their pea sized balls. Anyone with the name Dane will likely die a virgin and never find love.

"Look at that lame kid over there, his name is definitely Dane."

"Yeah definitely a Dane. My friend says she saw his penis and it's super small