Ram Rider

The process of climbing Mount Everest to find a goat and proceed to injecting codeine inside your pussy and lesbian edge style the goat and you spew a load and it looks like dark elixir and you charge off the mountain falling and dying headfirst while you throw dildos everywhere

Alpinists: ay, leave her alone

School field trip tour guide: excuse me sir there are children

You: Outta my way!

One of the kids: woke Ram Rider

Hog Rider

When you put purple food colouring in your penis veins and When you bust into a farm and slowfuck a pig and you cum and it looks like elixir and the farmer tries to kick you out so you hit him with a hammer!

Farmer: stop fucking my animals!!!

Me: Hog Rider!!!!

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