Duschebagery

The dumbass actions that dumbasses commit in order to qualify for the coveted dumbass title.

Also used extensively by the character "Dean Winchester" from the hit show "Supernatural".

John: Hey all we have to do is get one more peep into this 68' Volkswagon bug and we'll break the old record of 42!

The Fab: Now hold on here! What's the meaning of all this Duschebagery?

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floss d'oeuvres

The food remnants that are collected by flossing which for the most part are covertly re-eaten by the owner since spitting them across the room would be regarded as tacky and vulgar.

John: Did you just eat the crap you pulled from your teeth with that flossing stick Fab??

Fab: And why not?? No reason to waste a good floss d'oeuvres boy!

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