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A type of nose generally found on extremely masculine, heterosexual men. Examples of Sting Nose can be found on people like Clint Eastwood, Robert Redford, Paul Newman, and on one gentleman in the San Anselmo area.
All my girlfriends and I agree that my husband has the sexiest Sting Nose!
Oompa Loompas are very strange looking people, usually very small of stature, that are pressed in to service and relied upon by Beta Bro and other Metro Sexual men for doing normal projects around the house that real, masculine men normally do.
In particular, the Beta Bro takes great pride and gets very serious while watching the Oompa Loompas drive around in their hilarious little tractors while the Beta Bro directs them and barks nonsensical orders while drinking whiskey sours and other girly drinks made from automatic drink pouring machines, which in turn are usually made in little Oompa Loompas factories.
You are not going to believe this John. Our brother had a small tree fall down in the yard, and instead of getting a chain saw and spending 20 seconds taking care of it he brought in the Oompa Loompas again and insisted they bring their little tractor!
This term describes men born in the late 70s who, while starting adulthood as normal, masculine individuals (though some are known to have worn gingham or polka dot lederhosen as young children), as they age they begin morphing in to slightly effeminate members of country clubs know for discriminating against pirates.
Generally metro sexual in appearance, the Beta Bro avoids work at all costs, and prefers to hire Oompa Loompas for basic household or yard-based projects. Beta Bros usually have a fully stocked patio fridge, with strange concoctions like hard kombucha found within.
For reasons unknown the Beta Bros are mostly located in Tranzana, although during hot summers they can occasionally be found frolicking along the upper reaches of certain rivers in California, playing loud music non-stop.
Hey Jonathan, I'd love to open a can of Whoop Ass on Sean, or challenge him to a stick fight, but he's such a Beta Bro he'd probably have to go to therapy afterward
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The Kia Stinger is one of the greatest cars ever made. Incredibly fast and agile, beautifully appointed, and very stealth⦠the Stinger blows BMWs and Audis costing twice as much right off the line.
The Kia Stinger is driven by visionary, trendsetting people that donât need to prove their masculinity by overpaying for a label.
Stinger drivers are generally the most masculine people in the community, and research has shown they are ALWAYS far more masculine than their Beta Bro kin.
Holy crap! Did you see that car that just blew by Todd!? That thing was beautiful!! What kind of car do was that!?
Well my little bro, that was a Kia Stinger!
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