Umaru

An Umaru is a wonderful and amazing person in public with attributes such as intelligence, social skills, and beauty, but when alone, they are a piece of shit. When alone, they will transform into decrepit creatures standing at about 2"8. They are lazy AF and only consume cola and potato chips. Their hobbies include: playing video games, bugging their older sibling, and consuming shit.

Me: What do you do at home?
Really nice friend: I love to eat junk food while playing video games and bugging my older brother.
Me: You are such an Umaru.

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