Serbia

It is a land located in the balkans, mostly inhabited by war criminals and village folk. The nature of serbia is very beautiful with many gypsy settlements and lush green forests. In said land live a number of great minds and inventors, such as... ummm... well we'll skip that part. Torn by war and NATO bombs in the past it is now a great place to visit and to live in. Serbia has some of the most beautiful women in the world with a first class temperament which, in addition to the sweet sound of the serbian language, can produce an athmosphere of sheer masculinity. The men there are all over 11 ft tall and play excellent basketball, thats why they suck so much in football. Serbs as a people are very welcoming and warm with a great sense for crime and music. It is also important to note the fantastic history of serbia trough the ages, as it is the most raped-by-ottomans country in the world, a truly remarkable feat.

Jim: Where are you going for the holidays?

Nathaniel: serbia.

Jim: why...?

David

A name used to describe someone who has a great hunger for bare feet (mostly female... but not always). His love for feet replaces his social funcioning as a normal human being.

Omg that guy really licked my feet, he's such a David