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AN abstract release is when, as you climax, you wave your penis or "brush" around wildly to create abstract art. It is only considered an Abstract Release if the image left behind provokes thought and critical thinking, i.e. post-nut clarity.
Guy 1: I did my first Abstract Release on Jenna last night.
Guy 2: Did you make her clean it up too?
Guy 1: No, I told her it's going to be immortalized on her forever.
The only state that has banned animal porn.
Guy: I heard some weird shit went down in Oregon.
Guy 2: Why else would they be the only state that needed to ban animal porn?