swinger

A tom turkey that has a beard so long that it swings back and forth as he runs

I shot a swinger last spring with an 11.5 inch beard.

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finda

A contraction of "fixing to"

I'm finda get my drink on.

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psychelberries

(psyche-el-berries) The word psyche (as in I fooled you) taken to the next level.

Guy 1: Did you catch any fish today?
Guy 2: No, we got skunked.
Guy 1: Really?
Guy 2: Psychelberries!!! (As he lifts two enormus salmon from an ice chest)

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steelhead

the hardest fighting fish on the face of the earth.

there is no example of steelhead. once youve caught one you'll understand

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asshole

A backlash in a fishing reel (especially a casting reel)

Dammit, I just got the worst asshole ever.

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longbeard

A tom turkey with an exceptionally long beard

I shot a mack daddy longbeard last spring.

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Fuck Too

The disagrement of the anwser to a previously asked question.

Aric: Is that duck banded?
Travis: No.
Aric: Fuck too, I see that shiney thing.

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