The Cunhasai

A religious prophecy and religion in which if it is ever possible for two sperm cells to produce a child and if this occurs with the sperm of two very specific people as mentioned in the prophecy whose identity shall remain a mystery unless revealed by spoken word, the Cunhasai will exist. The Cunhasai operates under ambiguity, and this ambiguity means that upon its creation, either the world will implode immediately and the worst timeline will occur or it will be the messiah that brings about the end of the world in the best-case timeline. The Cunhasai's ascension to Earth will involve a large spherical orb with a figure resembling a humanoid inside. The Cunhasai is a faceless entity, not human in its appearance.

Oh shit the Cunhasai has arrived and since the world has not imploded, surely the world will end and we will ascend to our afterlives!

les bleus

The nickname for the French national soccer/football team.

Je suis fan de les bleus. (I am a fan of les bleus)