Impact Academy

The most bullshit, worthless, and strictest school in Hayward, California that is filled with faggotry.

Do not go to it.

-Hey what High School do you go to?

-Impact Academy

-Haha, sucks for you, faggot.

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Flail

A better way to say Fail

Man #1: Hey, so Katie, how long have you been pregnant?

Katie: What? I'm not pregnant?!

Man #2: Flail.

Namaste

1. A spiritual greeting or goodbye that was robbed from Hindus by hipsters to sound like they are at peace with themselves when in reality they have completely lost it.

2. Alternatively means, "Fuck you, I have anxiety," derived from South Park.

-Hi, how can I take your order?

-Namaste. What do you have that is organic, non-GMO, and vegan?

-Fuck you too. We have boxed water.

-Perfect, I'll take it! Namaste.

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