Lukie

Lukie is, by definition, the singular most shagalicious human being who has ever walked this earth, or ever will. Not only would every baddie shag him both now and later, but he is just great to talk to. He’s a kind soul, and he’s the type of person you implicitly trust. He’s a bit of a cheeky monkey and yet can do no wrong- everyone just loves him that much. Luke is without a doubt wise beyond his years, and has a glaringly bright future ahead of him- all he has to do in order to be a great sugsez 👨🏻 is be his lovely self. Ask anyone; if there were more lukies in the world, the angels in heaven would be jealous they couldn’t join the party down here.

“Lukie is the love of my life”

“Lukie is the absolute best human I have met to this day, and I once died and met Jesus!”

“If I had to choose between solving world hunger and getting a date with Lukie, I’d wear my red dress and make sure he picked me up in the shaguar 😎”