humpy town

Tappahannock, Va. Chris Brown's hometown. This tiny hamlet also was featured in Farenheit 911. A small, inbred place, famous for beating girlfriends/wives.

Humpy 1: RiRi was mad cuz Chris got a txt from Paris, and Chris gave RiRi the smackdown.

Humpy 2: He learned all that in Humpy Town.

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post-relationship swag

1. the way a person carries himself after a relationship to show the opposite sex he is "single and ready to mingle"

2. all the crap, presents, etc. you get to keep after a break-up

Ex. "Did you see Caleb's post-relationship swag? It's obvious he's ready to move on."

Ex. "I'm burning all the pictures because I don't want to keep the memories, but I'm definitely keeping this Tiffany's bracelet as my post-relationship swag."

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