Four S Prep

The things to do before going on a date. All will go well if you do.

1) Shit

2) Shower

3) Safety (Masturbate)

4) Shave

Numbers 2 & 3 are interchangeable.

"Man i'm glad i did the four S prep before going out on friday! That way, i didn't have to worry about smelling bad, looking like a bum, needing to crap, or getting a boner during the date!"

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Fat Dive

1) When someone stands on something, it breaks because of their weight, and they fall (dive) to the ground.

- This applies even if they are extremely light. As long as it breaks and they fall!

2) A place where only fat people hangout. Like a club, but BIGGER.

"I told you not to stand on that bridge! You're too big for it!"

"Dude, little Billy just took a fat dive when tried to showoff on the park's old swing!"

"I'm in the mood for some BIG love.. Let's checkout who's at the fat dive"

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