Marimba

A medium to large size percussion instrument in the melodic family. Often more used as a solo instrument than in a group, or an orchestra. Ok, let's cut the shittalk; it's a fucking huge xylophone with a waaaaay cooler resonance

I play the Marimba on a daily basis

Soundcock

The act of getting a boner in .063427 seconds.

I dont find a fitting example for this, the word is just BS, the word soundcock