Tumpcious

A cats body or butt. When a cut just had a lovely tump about them, so Tumpcious.

Cat people will understand.

“Look how Tumpcious my kitty is”

“Omg yes, so Tumpcious”

Descaling your fish

Male masterbation

Sam, I walked in on you descaling your fish!

Gut your fish

Female masterbation

Go gut your fish, have a wank