Ryan

Ahhh, Ryan the infamous Ryan. You may be easily fooled by Ryan, because we all know we really can’t tell what that pshyco farmer fuck is thinking. You may think he is an innocent young farmer that takes pride in hunting and fishing but you are wrong. Ryan has to cope with deep mental issues so if you happen to be around him be very careful. Although Ryan can be very funny and sweet; it is most likely a plan to distract from what’s going on deep inside his head. If you are alone with a person and cannot tell if it’s Ryan watch out for these key items- Plaid or flannel, Carhartt anything, Timberland boots or Nike Af1’s that look like Timbeeland boots and sunglasses. On the other hand if you want to talk to Ryan approach with extreme caution and at your own risk. I often reflect on Ryan’s mental state I know I am not the only on concerned a fruitcake Mr. Annandale shows extreme concern and hatred Ryan. Ryan also likes to kill ducks and deer to eat, instead of going to a grocery store and buying some food. From the outside Ryan looks like a small town farm boy who was bread deep in ladner for generations. (Which is probably true). Overall I have come to the conclusion that it’s all fun and games with Ryan until he mutilates a Seagull or brings a bb-gun to school.

Ryan: “Anyone want some spitz?”

Person one: “OMG THERES A SEAGULL GETTING LIMBS RIPPED OFF OUTSIDE”

Everyone else: *Looks at eachother”

Everyone else: “KADYYY”

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