Sataned

Sataned: A universal word to summarize the state of being screwed so bad that fucked sideways seem like an understatement. Sataned is the higher and real form of Murphy's law, when a person is Sataned, unexpected normal things / incidents go from normal to bad to worse.

Example: You reach the airport in wee hours to board an early morning flight. You clear the security and end up sleeping in the lobby , when you wake you up you find that your flight reached its destination while you were merrily sleeping.

He dressed up to meet his girl friend and after meeting her found out that she called him to introduce her new Boy Friend to him. Gosh he really got Sataned.