Ex

Someone who hurts you most before you get an ACTUAL lover, unless you have 3+ exes. Might as well stop dating until you're thirty.

"My ex ate my chicken."
"My ex found my chocolate and hurt my feelings."

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Feelanas

A more eccentric way of saying feelings, commonly said towards big hows

"I hope you are feelanas well today."
"Wow, that girl looks like she's feelana bad."

valley soul

Instead of valley boy and valley girl this is a valley soul. The ENBY of the valleys. Based in California and highly fashionable

“Touring california and just saw someone highly attractive.. must be a valley soul“