Two men using ajoined catheters for pleasure.
Dude, John and I were totally candeling last last night and now I can't pee.
11π 18π
When one man rams his penis into the penis of another man at a 90-degree angle.
Jeff and I got really hot last night. We were totally t-boning by the fire.
13π 38π
The point at which a penis bends.
Dude, his wang is so crooked it has a junk knuckle
The feeling of extreme exhaustion the comes over you right after long session of masturbation.
Man, I was on the interwebs last night looking at porn and went to bed fappergasted.
6π 2π
The art of using a person's words against them.
Will used word jitsu to make that guy look like a tool/
To defecate inside a swamp cooler (usually located on the roof of homes in the Southwest).
Dude, I just left a penthouser over at Dave's place.
The rock-hard erection the often is present upon waking.
I woke up with such a Morning Stanley that my blanket look like a pup tent.