VERB: To change someone or something into a douche, or that of a douche.
Adam wore my leather jacket and doucherized it. Now I look like a fag in it.
Being very, very stoned.
Person 1: DOUBLE RAINBOW!
Person 2: Wow, you're so shaked and baked.
Come on, get up and stop leaking mascara.
Someone who runs a blog or a website and would do anything to get pageviews, so that they can have an illusion of popularity.
Person 1: Hey check out my blog!
Person 2: You said that to everyone on Facebook, Twitter, Myspace, and at school. You're officially a pageview whore.
An exclamation of confusion and surprise. Emphasize the last "wat".
Person 1: I can't believe he broke up with Olivia!
Person 2: Watwatwaat?! When did that happen?
The act of rolling around in a wheeled office chair, usually because you are so dazed with your current action that you're too lazy to get out of your chair and get some food in the fridge, or turn on the light, for example.
Person 1: Wheee! Yo, man! Epic chairtear to close the window!
Person 2: You're just lazy, actually.